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ROCKANA 3D

ROCKANA 3D \m/

Director:@ArchisM

Produced by: @kjohar25

Cast: @metalsaint,@fossiloflife,@niravj,Raghu and Rajeev.

Cameo: @KirtiB, @Softkid,@ArchisM,@Riti25 and weirdwickedwitch.

Not so friendly appearance by: @_atikin

Once upon a time thr were three friends - @metalsaint @fossiloflife and@niravj . They were a part of a rocking band called Tweet on..(othermembers of the band were @KirtiB and @softykid @ArchisM and @Riti25 ). So they twang and twang d whole day..and d whole night.Their major hit was "Maybe I'm addicted"(to twitter) and Insomnia (inspired by @JaagteRaho). They always use to wonder y they tweet so much and this inspired them to sing d song "Socha hai" all day long.

One day..on independance day they all decided to go on a picnic to Tweet beach..

Finally they reached their destination....
Then came the twist and d turns..all changed into swimsuits..But wen
@niravj came out in his yellow *ahem* @metalsaint's jaw dropped to d
sandy floor..
The bijlee karkeed and storm came..oh no no need to scream Bhaago! :|
This Katrina(oh oho,not Kaif..d storm) was in heart which made him go
Aila!

(background effect)
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.

Then @niravj Goes into d water running running comes out wid his
*ahem* slightly exposing his *ahem ahem* (like john abraham in
dostana!)

Then @metalsaint began to day dream..d song plays in d background

Suraj Hua Maddham Chaand Jalne Laga
Aasmaan Yeh Haay Kyon Pighalne Laga
Suraj Hua Maddham Chaand Jalne Laga
Aasmaan Yeh Haay Kyon Pighalne Laga

(notice how he's using d masculine form only) the song ends..
Now we see @metalsaint going upto @niravj and say..

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
(here he means to say that @niravj is looking Hawt as d sun in his
yellow trunk)

But Alas! Alas!! @metalsaint will collapse!! It turned out to b a
dream..which became choor choor..as he sees @fossiloflife standing
before him!!!
@metalsaint's heart breaks..he walks away..but ye kya!!?? A ghanti
bajofyed in @fossiloflife's heart!! He graspes his hand and looks into
@metalsaint's eye and says "Aieyyo rascala...monica..oh my dahrlyeeng"!!

While there was a scene on butterflies in the air and love in the stomach(the way to a man's heart is his stomach) with people falling in love.. a @weirdwickedwitch was on the prowl! She saw the happenings and began to hatch a conspiracy!! *JINX*

Now on the other side of the beach...we see Raghu sitting and
grumbling..He has grown envious of @fossiloflife's long lusturous
mane...and says "Ye baal mujhe de de south indian thakur!!" "%$%$@#%$#%%^*($%#%{">L}:>L:>" [yaar his vocabulary is full of abuses...have to censor.Afterall Its all about loving your family!! (Kjo line)]

Scene 2

One day...@metalsaint decided to confess his love to @niravj..he goes running running and comes to a sudden halt! He sees @fossilof life in front of him and he blurts out "I Love You"..@fossiloflife is stunned!!This can't be happening!! He says "I Love You too" and @metalsaint respond..."will @niravJ say the same?" And he proceeds...

@fossiloflife's eyes are now bloodshot.He is angry..he runs after @metalsaint. @metalsaint in front with @fossiloflife behind. Now Raghu spots @fossiloflife running with his mane flying high in the air!! He gets even more envious..And starts chasing him! Now @metalsaint in front,@fossiloflife behind him and Raghu behind both of them!!

They run and run till they reach where @niravj is!! But whats this!! He's with a girl(thats me btw)!!

@metalsaint:"Nahiiiiiii!!! ye dekhne se pehle mere kaan phat kyu nahi gaye"

@fossiloflife was running so fast that he bumps into @metalsaint and when he sees the sight he says "aieyo Rascala"

Raghu comes from behind and catches hold of @fossiloflife's hair..it comes off and we see it's OMG!! FTW!! :O :O Its Rajeev!!! Raghu and Rajeev!! Road ke mele mein bichde hue bhai aaj Road pe hi mile! This road 'is' so lucky phar them!! Their bald heads shines with happiness!They together lachkao their kamar and do a jig and milofy galle! BHAIYA!! And @metalsaint says "SAINYA"!!


The scene ends with @niravj walking away with me (_@atikin).. @metalsaint scandalized(with his standby @fossiloflife also gone) and @weirdwickedwitch smirking!